So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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