I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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