How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
