You just made me feel so damn special
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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