i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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