If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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