No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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