Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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