I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
