every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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