He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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