with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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