I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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