his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
ttyl tear gas
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
