Dual....:-)
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize