in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
