Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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