I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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