You're completely useless in the revolution.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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