The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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