Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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