Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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