I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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