my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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