high people should be assigned attendants
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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