So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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