Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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