Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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