At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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