this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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