my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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