Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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