love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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