He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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