did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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