No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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