I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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