dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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