The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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