Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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