idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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