I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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