Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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