In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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