im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Do vagina's smell?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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