Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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