i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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