whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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