wake up i wanna do it froggy style
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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