cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
