idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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