you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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