I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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