you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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