i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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